Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
ethan-lawson-wate:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

ethan-lawson-wate:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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strangledfeathers:

ibelieveinjawnlock:

So I had a dream that I was auditioning for Sherlock and when they gave me the lines I was supposed to read I totally blanked and all I could think about was the Doctor Who theme song so I just started singing “WEEE OOOO” and everyone stared at me until Steven Moffat just slowly clapped. 

this is one of the best things i’ve seen in my life

Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so badimage

what’s that weird feeling….

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where the fuck did this come fromimage

are those leggings

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WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD

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OH GODimage

u kno my name not my story<3image

I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO

which little string bean brought this back

passthecocaine:

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

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and a happy new year

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

snow-angel-castiel:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

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flairina:

criticalquit:

bloodsbane:

coelasquid:

hypnoticpanda:

kanyedian:

doncarlosi:

tangarang:

ccomicsloth:

yokhakidfiasco:

thedeadhand:

general-winky:

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

what the actual fuck

This is actually pretty cool

its really sweet though

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am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.

This is actually lovely.

that really made me feel uneasy oh my god

Wow that was absolutely not what I was expecting.

I love this so much it makes me so hAPPY

Ze Frank is a beautiful person

Well that was grody

Sorry but I HAVE to reblog this again. That voice is way too calming.

ask-off-and-whatever:

zachariebutts:

arseniks:

Im not sorry

what is happening

THIS GIF IS SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF ME.

ask-off-and-whatever:

zachariebutts:

arseniks:

Im not sorry

what is happening

THIS GIF IS SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF ME.

bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”
this is literally what i have been saying since i was born
four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.

bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.