Please forgive me
Please forgive me
"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
I’m sure he’d be proud too
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
OH MY GOD I FOUND A FREAKING CLUE
HECK YEAH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME
TIME TO PULL OUT THAT FREAKING NOTEBOOK HECK YES
starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours
These are cute
im very angry at the tumblr staff right now
if gaga ever did that ice water challenge thing i’d want her to make it the sexiest video of the kind ever. like she should call steven klein to shoot the water falling on her naked body in slow motion while the sickest remix of sexxx dreams plays. different camera angles. wet hair game strong. even some ice on mouth teasing. the sexiest ice water challenge video ever to shame everyone who tries to do it next.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD JUSTIN BIEBER DID THE SWAGGY TATTOO ILLEGALLY THIS IS SO MANY LAYERS OF HUMOR
THE FACT THE SWAGGY TATTOO EXISTS
THE FACT IT’S A FUCKING TATTOO ON SOMEBODY’S BODY
THE FACT JUSTIN BIEBER DID IT
THE FACT JUSTIN BIEBER ILLEGALLY TATTOED THE SHITTIEST THING EVER ON SOMEBODY’S BODY AND NOW HAS TO PAY A FINE FOR IT HOLY FUCK
Whats so funnny i dont get it
pairing you really love
pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
why do people look like their art styles so much
they don’t look exactly like it
but you can look at a person then at their art then back at the person and be like “yes, this is definitely the person who drew this”
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
On a scale from the winter soldier
how intense is your eyeliner
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
Friendly reminder that Dreamworks created a character who not only displayed everything that’s wrong with Nice Guy Syndrome, but also turned into a supervillian when he was friend zoned.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time