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hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

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venuselectrificata:

my favorite tumblr meme is probably the “don’t fuck the thing” “I’M GONNA FUCK THE THING” exchange. i dont know why i love it so much. is it the stern, no-nonsense tone of the original speaker? theunbridled enthusiasm of the second? the fact that its basically never used…

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twinkletoes-rp:

mishacollihns:

"i’ll just open this fic on another tab so i can read it later"

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SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME.

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itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

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nordick-norway:

Girls in the locker room are always like “omg her bra is so much prettier than yours!”
And I’m just like “okay??? as long as they conceal my nips I’m good thank you very much

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twilightown:

ah you like Kingdom Hearts? i love that game. i love the way they just [clenches fist] heart those kingdoms

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kitchenxheat:

sarcastic-inner-monolouge:

Anatomy off a Fall Out Boy song

- whoaa ohhhhhh ohhh whoaa
- metaphors
- Patrick making no sense
- Pete reciting poetry or something
- more metaphors
- the name of an American city
- really nice high note
- the lyric of another song they wrote
- Brendon Urie cameo

I was like “wow I’m listening to that song” before I realized it wasn’t referring to any specific one.

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trzynastyksiezyc:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

That’s exactly what all the people should know. 

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skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

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Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

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applegrass:

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fantasmics:

Where, my most adored queen, where did you send her?

To a place where there are no “happily ever afters”.

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