Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
So I had a dream that I was auditioning for Sherlock and when they gave me the lines I was supposed to read I totally blanked and all I could think about was the Doctor Who theme song so I just started singing “WEEE OOOO” and everyone stared at me until Steven Moffat just slowly clapped.
oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so bad
what’s that weird feeling….
where the fuck did this come from
are those leggings
WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD
OH GOD
u kno my name not my story<3
I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO
which little string bean brought this back
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW
what the actual fuck
This is actually pretty cool
its really sweet though
am
am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.
This is actually lovely.
that really made me feel uneasy oh my god
Wow that was absolutely not what I was expecting.
I love this so much it makes me so hAPPY
Ze Frank is a beautiful person
Well that was grody
Sorry but I HAVE to reblog this again. That voice is way too calming.
this is literally what i have been saying since i was born
four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis
I’m so happy right now.














