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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Please forgive me

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terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: mothexe)

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jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

theonewiththeknees:

wolf-brat:

OH MY GOD I FOUND A FREAKING CLUE

HECK YEAH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME

TIME TO PULL OUT THAT FREAKING NOTEBOOK HECK YES

(Source: squidward--testicles)

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mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

(Source: crybaybe)

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trichkov:

arrtpop:

if gaga ever did that ice water challenge thing i’d want her to make it the sexiest video of the kind ever. like she should call steven klein to shoot the water falling on her naked body in slow motion while the sickest remix of sexxx dreams plays. different camera angles. wet hair game strong. even some ice on mouth teasing. the sexiest ice water challenge video ever to shame everyone who tries to do it next. 

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familyfriendlyurl:

amixtureofpeople:

familyfriendlyurl:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD JUSTIN BIEBER DID THE SWAGGY TATTOO ILLEGALLY THIS IS SO MANY LAYERS OF HUMOR

THE FACT THE SWAGGY TATTOO EXISTS

THE FACT IT’S A FUCKING TATTOO ON SOMEBODY’S BODY

THE FACT JUSTIN BIEBER DID IT

THE FACT JUSTIN BIEBER ILLEGALLY TATTOED THE SHITTIEST THING EVER ON SOMEBODY’S BODY AND NOW HAS TO PAY A FINE FOR IT HOLY FUCK

Whats so funnny i dont get it

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jaclcfrost:

pairing you really love

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pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried

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ownly-lownly:

why do people look like their art styles so much
like
they don’t look exactly like it
but you can look at a person then at their art then back at the person and be like “yes, this is definitely the person who drew this”

(Source: yolownly)

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daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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orthoplex:

On a scale from the winter soldier

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to ronan

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how intense is your eyeliner

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howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: grossmidousuji)

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aruslym:

Friendly reminder that Dreamworks created a character who not only displayed everything that’s wrong with Nice Guy Syndrome, but also turned into a supervillian when he was friend zoned.

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(Source: tharkold)

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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